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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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cootyxqueen:

some dudes be like “HARDCORE IS ABOUT EQUALITY AND BROTHERHOOD , NOBODY IS JUDGED IN THE HARDCORE SCENE”

but then be like “YOU’RE A GIRL THAT LISTENS TO HARDCORE? WHO DID YOU FUCK TO GET INTO THIS SHOW?  NO VAGINAS ALLOWED IN THE PIT. I BET YOU ONLY LIKE BAND BECAUSE OF HOW HOT AND SEXY THE VOCALIST IS”

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fretsetgo:

PLEASE THOUGH?!

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ninjadeathstarboomerangbomb:

poisonnv:

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

reasons you should date me:

  • i bake things and they taste good usually
  • i will cuddle you always
  • you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not  talk
  • i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t

Totally.

If you lived closer, and I was more awesome, I would attempt it. A guy can dream, as they say.

I have these same reasons. Hi.

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nekomarie:

creamteasandjammydodgers:

if this scene isn’t in The Winter Soldier I will protest


HHahahaaaaa

nekomarie:

creamteasandjammydodgers:

if this scene isn’t in The Winter Soldier I will protest

HHahahaaaaa

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nekomarie:

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.


LOL

nekomarie:

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

LOL

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"I need someone who
Sees the fire in my eyes and
wants to play with it."

- Haiku by l.s.f.    (via saintofsass)

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urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

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bestpal:

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

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quienesesachica:

Easter Bunny is the scariest shit ever

Is this Donnie Darko

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vegetariqn:

sniffing:

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs

IM LAUGHING SO HARD at #6 omFG how do these people even survive

why would you even put an iron in a washing machine…

omg #9 is such an accurate representation of my life

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girlgrowingsmall:

mineralists:

White Coral has made this carved skull just a little bit creepy!

I don’t think you understand. That is not white coral. That is dead coral. Actually, it is the remaining bone structure of a colony of dead corals. To sum up, it is a human skull carved out of the skeletal remains of hundreds of deceased little beings. “A little bit creepy” doesn’t cover it.

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